After 40+ years of slave labor at the evil chicken factory, I finally broke the chains of imprisonment and escaped through a secret tunnel called “retirement”. Then, with my vast accumulated wealth, I bought a 32 year-old RV, and drove off into the sunset with the love of my life, on a quest to see that mythical place known as “the world”.

It’s not the stupidest thing we’ve ever done.

There is an unspoken rule that when you get an RV, there are 3 things you must do- Name your RV; start a blog; and pretend you know how to empty the wastewater tanks.

But, when I tried to empty the wastewater tanks, brown stuff ran all down my arm. I immediately named my rig (something I won’t repeat).

So, I started a blog.

The purpose of this blog is to learn you RV tips and tricks and trips, and all the stuff I know about RVs and the RV life (you’ve been warned).

On my serious side, my journey is in no way aimless. I am on a one-way, hellbent-for-leather, journey towards my eternal destination. Please read my Bible commentaries.